Useless Inventions

My oldest son was telling me about some useless inventions he and his friends had come up with (silent car alarms, solar powered nightlights), and it got me thinking about the truly useless inventions out there.

Like this: the contraption that keeps noodles from splatting your face while you slurp them.


Pure genius!

Click here for Time Online list the top 10 useless inventions. I'm digging the alarm equipped fork!