Reese: I'll see what I can do...
Heather: Stop messing with it already! You're always changing the colors and pictures and the buttons on the side bar. I think you have Attention Deficit Disorder. I mean we need professional help. Let's install a pre-made template from one of these incredible sites that offer them for free.
Reese: HEATHER! Not a Wiggles themed blog! The sexy Wiggle has no place on our blog. It's not Kicking It In Wiggleville!
Reese: Don't worry, my cousin is an expert and does this stuff all the time. It must be in the genes.
Heather: Please. Reese. Don't. Do. ANYTHING! I visited a blog the other day that had a comment by a gal who has a neighbor with a friend whose blog was designed by a lovely lady named Jennisa. I'll see what we can do to get on her exclusive waiting list.
[3 months later]
YAY! It's Extreme Makeover: Crazyville Edition!